These Songs Should Be Burned

I could probably name a thousand songs I wish I'd never heard -- that irritatingly saccharine Christian song about Christmas shoes still makes me want to vomit -- but here's three that recently have enraged me.

My Humps by Black-Eyed Peas

I'm no rabid feminist, but come on. Come on, now. Seriously.

All Star by Smash Mouth

I hate knowing that this song will be used in a thousand bad movie montages and played at a million sports games. It will never die. I bet that at this point, even the band probably hates this song, and I don't blame them.

Gives You Hell by All-American Rejects

Is this crap actually popular now? Really? I ... I don't know. I just don't get it.